? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
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Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
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Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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