Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
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i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
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Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS