I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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