Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
When did angry sex become our thing?
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I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.