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  theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do

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• (805): View more from California

  I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!

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