Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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