I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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