3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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