I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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