i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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