So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
so much tequila, so little girl.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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