And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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