Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
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I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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