Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
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There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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