he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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