wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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