He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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