Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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