But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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