TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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