I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
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Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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