Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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