Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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