I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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