I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
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I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
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Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Ladies don't puke and tell
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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