Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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