the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
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My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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