we have pet lesbian snakes
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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