I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
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First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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