quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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