Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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