Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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