Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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