Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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