margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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