worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
That accounts for only three of the penises
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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