nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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