Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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