The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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