Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
