I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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