i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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