She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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