I don't think brook has ever known best
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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