It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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