i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
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she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
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He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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