We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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