are you still at the devil's house?
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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