I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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