It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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