found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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