Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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