I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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