I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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