Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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