im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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