No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
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we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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