he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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