I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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