I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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