I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
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Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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