Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
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There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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